That's Not Just Some 'Middle-Aged Cougar' In The Stranger Things Trailer, That's Karen Fucking Wheeler

So we got a new Stranger Things trailer the other day that you can view above. This caused White Sox Dave to write a blog on it even though it’s pretty clear he’s never watched a single episode of the television show.

It left me asking one question: Is Stranger Things going off brand? Because it looks like those four idiotic little shitheads are out and some elaborate, well produced poolside milf hunter porn is in. Not my forte in particular, but to each their own.

and this woman, who’s clearly fresh out of an aerobics class/Eric Prydz music video can’t contain herself at the sight of him

Hey fuck face, that woman is Karen Wheeler. Don’t you dare disparage her name like that and disrespect her as some woman who looks like she does aerobics. If you watched the show you’d know who Karen Wheeler is. You’d kill to be in that aerobics class.

Who is Karen Wheeler? She is a goddamn saint, that’s who she is. In my opinion she’s the hottest woman on the show. I’ll take her over Nancy, there I said it. This bathtub scene where she meets Billy for the first time is just spectacular.

If this trailer means she falls for Billy in S3 and starts going to pound town with him then I’m all for it. Anything that gets her away from Ted “Wallpaper Boring” Wheeler and more in the spotlight. She deserves better than this guy.